You know that show on the naughty channel?
No ma’am.
The one with the confessions?
No ma’am.
They have little surveillance cameras.
I don’t know it, ma’am.
Don’t you watch TV when you get home late?
I do sometimes.
They show people being naughty in the back of a taxi cab.
In a taxi cab?
Then they talk to the driver.
What do they talk to the driver about?
They confess their dirty little secrets.
To the cab driver?
Just like I talk to you, Bruce.
What does the driver do?
He listens and talks and stuff.
Does the driver ever get involved?
How do you mean, Bruce?
Is he involved, I mean, with their naughty stuff?
Of course he’s involved. He’s driving the cab.
Do they sit in the back?
Not always.
What’s the show called?
Something “Confessions.”
Taxi Cab Confessions?
I don’t remember.
Do you enjoy that show, ma’am?
I do, Bruce. I watch it every Friday night.
Jeremy Scheuer 