Preschooler to Preschooler:
“I better start reading and stop watching TV or I’ll never get anywhere in life.”
Mom to Preschooler:
“Make sure the other children wash their hands before they touch you, sweety.”
Mom to Teacher:
“You’ve scheduled two units of naptime and only one unit of free play today. May I ask what you actually do during naptime?”
Teacher to Mom:
“Bobby gets very snarky before naptime.”
Mom to Mom:
“He’s a really nice person, attractive, and genuine, but he’s a CIA spy.”
Jeremy Scheuer 