You got the job!
Good. I’ve been anticipating this assignment.
Congratulations. Let’s get rolling.
Where do we begin?
We’re going into two neighborhoods and working each block, grid-style.
So what should I say when we go door to door?
When we hit our first door, follow my lead.
What do I say?
Leave the talking to me.
What if they look at me or ask me questions?
You can answer, or I can answer for you.
Ok. I’m a little nervous.
So was I, my first time.
This isn’t my first time.
I know. It’s your first time with me.
Well, I know what I’m doing.
Just follow my lead. I do things a little differently around this neighborhood.
What do you do differently?
I’m more open minded than I seem in person.
You seem plenty open minded.
Well, I am very open minded.
How do you mean?
You know what I mean.
Aren’t you a believer?
Of course I am. My beliefs have nothing to do with anything.
You’re really out there.
I know. So are you.
I know.
Ok. Let’s roll.
What kind of car do we get?
We get bikes.
Road bikes?
Mountain bikes.
Suspension?
We don’t need suspension.
We don’t really need bikes either.
Jeremy Scheuer 