Whoa. Stop.
Come on, let’s do it again.
Don’t flap me here.
This is my place.
This is not your place. This is my place.
This is my moment.
I shall not be flapped. Not today, not now.
Quiet down, and sit straight in the saddle.
Do what I say.
Go where I go.
Follow my commands.
Follow your quemmands?
I demand you walk this way.
I’m not walking that way.
Do not flap me.
I’m not doing that.
I shall whip you if you disobey.
Is that a threat? How old are you?
I am a confident, proud, mindful human being.
What are you trying to prove?
And I am unflappable.
This isn’t fun anymore.
Faster now. Jump those beams.
What? Where?
Jump! Now!
Whoa. That felt good.
Good. Slow down.
No way. This is my moment.
I said slow down. This is my moment!
Are you sure? What about all the other beams we could jump?
Do not flap me!
That one there?
Whoa! Stop!
Hold on, I really want to do this.
I said stop! Stop!
One more. One more.
I am becoming unflapped!
unflap. unflap. unflap. Wheee!
Jeremy Scheuer 