You don’t care.
Yes I do.
About what?
I care about hella stuff.
Whatever.
What should we do now?
I don’t care. I’m hella relaxed.
It’s wicked sunny.
Yeah, dude.
We should chill.
Chill hella hard.
Then do something.
Word.
You want a sip?
What is that?
I don’t know. It’s wicked good.
It’s hella good. Honey blossom milk or whatever.
They brought it out for us.
I didn’t even notice.
I fell asleep for a second.
Great service.
They probably want us to “like” them or whatever.
I don’t care.
Jeremy Scheuer 