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I’m not trying to be critical.

You’re being very critical.

It’s my job.

It’s your job to be constructive.

This isn’t art class, pal.

What am I doing wrong?

You did the whole thing wrong.

Are you serious?

Look at Tommy’s. Look at the angle.

What’s wrong with Tommy’s?

Nothing’s wrong. I want you to angle it like Tommy’s.

Well, I’m sorry I’m not perfect like Tommy.

Are you kidding? It has to be perfect.

Alright. I’ll try again.

You’d better.

I just think you’re being overly critical.

This isn’t about being critical.

Yes it is.

No. It’s about life and death.

What are you saying?

I’m saying, if you don’t do it like Tommy, we could die.

Alright. I’ll get it perfect this time.

Yes. You will. Otherwise we’re all going to die.

Fine. Relax.

I’m totally relaxed.


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